Spotlight: Adopt a pet today :(
I was browsing 9gag when I saw this. Please, if you can, adopt a kitty today. Or a puppy. Anything. Show your love.
Hedging my bets
Me: Ryan, please don't slash my tires.
Ryan: Oh, alright.
Me: Thank you. Here, want some pringles?
Ryan: Sure I'll take them. Why? You afraid I'll actually do it?
Me: I'm not scared of you Ryan. But that doesn't mean I won't hedge my bets.